The Black Unicorn Quotes & Sayings

If I ever really sounded
I would rupture
your eardrums
or your heart. — Audre Lorde

Holly: Seriously, you don't like unicorns? What kind person doesn't like unicorns?
Justine: What kind of a person doesn't like zombies? What have zombies ever done to you?
Holly: Zombies shamble. I disapprove of shambling. And they have bits that fall off. You never see a unicorn behaving that way.
Justine: I shamble. Bits fall off me all the time: hair, skin cells. Are you saying you disapprove of me? — Holly Black

She braced herself for the pain of the perfect horn breaking her heart. — Tanith Lee

Let me show you how it's done ... Loser! — Babe Ruth

Being a first-round draft pick means nothing to me without my education. — Cardale Jones

The black unicorn was mistaken for a shadow or symbol and taken through a cold country where mist painted mockeries of my fury. — Audre Lorde

He is not a tame lion," said Tirian. "How should we know what he would do? We, who are murderers. Jewel, I will go back. I will give up my sword and put myself in the hands of these Calormenes and ask that they bring me before Aslan. Let him do justice on me."
"You will go to your death, then," said Jewel.
"Do you think I care if Aslan dooms me to death?" said the King. "That would be nothing, nothing at all. Would it not be better to be dead than to have this horrible fear that Aslan has come and is not like the Aslan we have believed in and longed for? It is as if the sun rose one day and were a black sun."
"I know," said Jewel. "Or as if you drank water and it were dry water. You are in the right, Sire. This is the end of all things. Let us go and give ourselves up."
"There is no need for both of us to go."
"If ever we loved one another, let me go with you now," said the Unicorn. "If you are dead and if Aslan is not Aslan, what life is left for me? — C.S. Lewis

sensational adventure of Mr Malcolm Guthrie of Braemore took the pages of many newspapers by storm. Even The Daily Mail of London devoted several lines to it in its column 'Bizarre'. However, because very few of our readers read the press south of the Tweed, and if they do, then only newspapers more serious than The Daily Mail, let us remind you what happened. On the day of the 10th March last year Mr Malcolm Guthrie went fishing to Loch Glascarnoch. While there Mr Guthrie happened upon a young woman with an ugly scar on her face (sic!), riding a black mare (sic) in the company of a white unicorn (sic), who were emerging from the fog and darknes (sic). — Andrzej Sapkowski

Writing and Painting are the same for me. — Peter Malkin

My wife is a size zero and eats more than I do, and I'm a 6'4, 225 lb. man! — Nigel Barker

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering. — Paul Reiser

I think it's a bigger risk following a part that plays up your looks than it is to try and carve out a career as an actor. — Jude Law