The Big Bang Theory Pilot Quotes & Sayings

There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way. — J. Carter Brown

Never do anything yourself that others can do for you. — Agatha Christie

The only time I get recognised is when I go somewhere that is showing 'Coupling' on local television. — Gina Bellman

Unfortunately, most of the prevailing descriptions of quantum theory tend to emphasize puzzles and paradoxes in a way that makes philosophers, theologians, and even non-physicist scientists leery of actually using in any deep way the profound changes in our understanding of human beings in nature wrought by the quantum revolution. Yet, properly presented, quantum mechanics is thoroughly in line with our deep human intuitions. It is the 300 years of indoctrination with basically false ideas about how nature works that now makes puzzling a process that is completely in line with normal human intuition. — Paul Davies

It has been the dream of very few men to rule the entire world.
- Dr. Grief — Anthony Horowitz

I never said I was gay, because I don't think anyone is. — Gore Vidal

I nod like I'm listening,like we're communicating, and she never knows the difference. — Laurie Halse Anderson

When someone stirs a world of emotion in you and it's so intense you can barely stand to be with him. — Lang Leav

To tackle climate change you don't have to reduce your quality of life, but you do have to change the way you live — Ken Livingstone

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

If your not annoying somebody, you're not alive. — Margaret Atwood

Now I know... we have at least two friends!... Cillie von Leiden and the hunchback... not bad in our situation... or, come right down to it, no matter where and when, peace, dead calm, wars, convulsions... so many vaginas, stomachs, cocks, snouts, and flies you don't know what to do with them... shovelsful!... but hearts?... very rare! — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

And then when I found my sound, it took me two and a half weeks to find my sound and when I did I pulled out all the stops, all the stops I could find. — Jimmy Smith

I'll tell you what's wrong!" he roared, "I'm trying to quit smoking!" Then he strode angrily to the truck, leaving her standing there.
She blinked her eyes, and slowly a smile stretched her lips. She strolled to the truck and got in. "So, are you homicidal or merely as irritable as a wounded buffalo?"
"About halfway in between," he said through clenched teeth.
"Anything I can do to help?"
His eyes were narrow and intense. "It isn't just the cigarettes. Take off your panties and lock your legs around me, and I'll show you. — Linda Howard