The Afterlife Crisis Quotes & Sayings

The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather suggest the universe, Mr Fate or whoever did have some sort of master plan after all. Despite all his earlier conjecturing, maybe the universe, Mr Fate or whoever was laughing its fat and meddling head at him. The outlandish evidence did seem to speak for itself, truly suggesting a mocking narrative devised by some mischievous author because quite simply a banana condom had brought Midnight into the world and a banana skin had seen him out. Putting those two seeming truths together, Midnight was once again forced to ask such confused and searching questions like:
What is this place, where am I heading? And what's the deal with all the ruddy bananas? — Tom Conrad

Many people profess a belief in the existence of a spiritual realm, often aligning with their religious training or background. (Recent surveys indicate that, on average, between 48 percent and 59 percent of Europeans claim to believe in an afterlife, while between 72 percent and 74 percent of people in the United States assert a belief in life after death.) But when confronted with the loss of a child, a spouse, or another deeply loved person, one may find that his or her belief set is deeply challenged, and some suffer a crisis of faith. — Mark Ireland

Are you actullay thise stupid? Or are you just making an extra effort just for me? — Razi

This again was the curious thing about Ambrosio, his willingness to live fully inside the moment, whatever its virtue or folly, without regard for the future. — Michael Paterniti

Psalm 111:10. The fear of God. The awe and dread of all that spooky action at a distance. And the Devil was understood to be less an adversary than a particularly evil employee of God. He was that bastard in the Human Resources Department who looks for ways to screw with your life. Satan was real. And he wandered around each day with an eye out for opportunities to tempt ordinary people into sinning. And God allowed it. There was presumably a housing crisis in Heaven or something, and he let Satan roam the earth, tricking people out of their renting privileges in the afterlife. — Warren Ellis

Sherman: You are the worst.
Rick: You taught me everything I know. — Susan Juby

They want us to be shepherds to these kids. But no one wants to talk about the fact that many of them are raised by wolves." I — J.D. Vance

Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth.
Cat to Bones — Jeaniene Frost

I have enjoyed writing songs for so long ... it felt like in order to make music that I could relate to myself, I would have to be a part of the writing process. — Bridgit Mendler

Have an eye to the molasses tierce, Mr. Stubb; it was a little leaky, I thought. If ye touch at the islands, Mr. Flask, beware of fornication. — Herman Melville

There is that in the glance of a flower which may at times control the greatest of creation's braggart lords. — John Muir

Art is a relection of the mind and a vision of the heart. — Debasish Mridha

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality. — Dante Alighieri

To remain healthy a man must have some goal, some purpose in life that he can respect and be proud to work for. — Hans Selye

Money doesn't determine worth. — Lisa Renee Jones