Thanksgiving Jokes Quotes & Sayings

He put one foot in front of the other and walked without seeing or feeling. — Eowyn Ivey

When was the last time we took a verse like, "Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving" (Eph. 5:4) and even began to try to apply this to our conversation, our movies, our YouTube clips, our television and commercial intake? What does it mean that there must not be even a hint of immorality among the saints (v. 3)? It must mean something. In our sex-saturated culture, I would be surprised if there were not at least a few hints of immorality in our texts and tweets and inside jokes. And what about our clothes, our music, our flirting, and the way we talk about people who aren't in the room? — Kevin DeYoung

It isn't that I like it and I don't like it - that's too simple. Or, if you will, it isn't "both yes and no." It's "this but also that." I'd love to settle in on a strong feeling or reaction. But, having seen whatever I see, my mind keeps on going and I see something else. It's that I quickly see the limitations of whatever I say or whatever judgment I make about anything. There's a wonderful remark of Henry James: "Nothing is my last word on anything." There's always more to be said, more to be felt. — Susan Sontag

When you take care of yourself, you're a better person for others. When you feel good about yourself, you treat others better. — Solange Knowles

What brought you out here Aria?" he asked.
She looked up, right into his eyes. "I needed to find you."
"I know," he said. "The second I left you, I felt the same way. — Veronica Rossi

If it's especially hard to remember or to spell correctly, you may want to create an alias that's both unique and accessible. — Emlyn Chand

(and Catholics give out forgiveness at about the same rate as politicians give out promises and whores give out) — Zadie Smith

wonder if fears ever really go away, or if they just lose their power over us. She — Veronica Roth

To know Paris, Bruno began, pulling on his cigarette, you need to relax, have a glass of wine, and enjoy life. — Jennifer Coburn

The pressure makes me more intent about each shot. Pressure on the last few holes makes me play better. — Nancy Lopez

I'm an old man, now. I've been alone since my 17th birthday. I'd wanted to marry, have a bunch of kids, and maybe be a grandpa. The big family around the Thanksgiving table, laughing and pouring wine and cracking jokes and harmlessly teasing the missus - I wanted that. I wanted to do something good with my life - something right. I didn't want what happened to Danny, my best childhood friend, to be the only mark I'd ever make in this world. But I thought it best not to fancy such hopes and dreams: a family, love. I'd been cursed by my best friend, and I thought it right not to inflict that curse on anyone who'd be foolish enough to love me. — J. Tonzelli

The universe is not short on wake-up calls. We're just quick to hit the snooze button. — Brene Brown

Style has replaced elegance. Before, I believed that style is something a person embodied. But now it's so easy to buy good style if you have the money. — Nicola Formichetti

In times past, knowledge of the bowel was more widespread and people were taught how to care for the bowel. Somehow bowel wisdom got lost and it became something that no one wanted to talk about anymore. — Bernard Jensen

Motivation is a lotta crap. — Dean Martin

Writing is a conviction before it is a craft. — Joshua Cohen