Thankfulness At The Office Quotes & Sayings

Everyone will be tracked, cradle to grave, with no possibility of escape. — Dave Eggers

Their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do. — Douglas Adams

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. — David Sedaris

If you look at revolutions, revolutions come typically when things are getting better and the people don't like the fact that they don't have more than they already have — Anonymous

Ridicule has even been the most powerful enemy of enthusiasm, and properly the only antagonist that can be opposed to it with success. — Oliver Goldsmith

For the record," Miriam says, "I'm a supremely vulgar human being and even I think bearded taco is a disgusting term. My vagina is a beautiful flower, thank you very much, not a pube-shellacked burrito. Uck. — Chuck Wendig

As soon as I see period costume, I turn off. It's like hearing drama on Radio 4. — Steve Coogan

In missional churches, the baby birds have been pushed out of the nest and are learning to fly for themselves. — Alan Hirsch

was also witty and likable, intelligent — Kathleen Baldwin

I am a Death Dealer, sworn to destroy those known as the Lycans. Our war has waged for centuries, unseen by human eyes. — Kate Beckinsale