Textedit Funny Quotes & Sayings

We are not consistent. We have both these dark sides and some light as well. — Annie Lennox

So how's that hopey changey stuff working out for ya? — Sarah Palin

The effectiveness of a group of people is not determined by their IQ but by how well they communicate. — David Brooks

For every ten vampires who are happy being monsters, there's always one sad-sack who misses the sunrise. — Tori Centanni

Bambini!" Uncle Monty cried out from the front door. "Come along, bambini!"
The Baudelaire orphans raced back through the hedges to where their new guardian was waiting for them. "Violet, Uncle Monty," Violet said. "My name is Violet, my brother's is Klaus, and Sunny is our baby sister. None of us is named Bambini."
"'Bambini' is the Italian word for 'children,'" Uncle Monty explained. "I had a sudden urge to speak a little Italian. I'm so excited to have you three here with me, you're lucky I'm not speaking gibberish. — Lemony Snicket

... it never comes down to a single thing you did or didn't do or say. You might convince yourself it did, but it didn't. — Curtis Sittenfeld

Virtue begins when we dedicate ourselves actively to the job of gratitude. — Ruth Benedict

If there is no willingness to use force to defend civil society, it's civil society that goes away, not force. — Teresa Nielsen Hayden

It is a common error to imagine that to be stirring and voluble in a worthy cause is to be good and to do good. — John Lancaster Spalding