Tester Funny Quotes & Sayings

Your employees come first. And if you treat your employees right, guess what? Your customers come back, and that makes your shareholders happy. Start with employees and the rest follows from that. — Herb Kelleher

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. — Anatole France

It takes such a commitment of passion and energy and time, and it's all so encompassing to direct that you've got to see the bullseye, and you know you can hit it - or at least get awfully close. — Jonathan Mostow

Every storm runs out of rain, just like every dark night turns into day. — Gary Allan

No matter which path you are on, always do this: Question your path! If you are on the wrong path, change it; no matter on which mile of the road, change it! Till you find the right path, change all the paths! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was a specialist of 3D in cinematheques. And then my cousin put it in 'Science of Sleep' with toilet paper tube cities. But he was a specialist and I always wanted to do something in 3D. — Michel Gondry

Is this what it means to die? Lucas thought. Because I'm not scared of it anymore. Not if it means I finally get this close to you. — Claudia Gray

Partisan politics has no place in the classroom. — Juan Cole

It was so strange, the way that life moved forward: the twists and the dead ends, the sudden opportunities. She supposed if you could predict or foresee everything that was going to happen, you'd lose the motivation to go through it all. The promise was always in the possibility. — Lauren Oliver

It is common knowledge that no man that women flock to boasts of his conquests. Those who do, lie. — Isabel Allende

The best innovation is sometimes the company, the way you organize the company — Steve Jobs

I didn't say anything at all, because somehow saying nothing seemed more humane than giving him all these reassurances. — Jennifer Brown

I'm not a dreamer ... but I believe in miracles. I have to — Terry Fox

Men long for an afterlife in which there apparently is nothing to do but delight in heaven's wonders. — Louis D. Brandeis

Nona I don't think your allowed to smoke in here.
Nona exhaled a large cloud of smoke.
Nona keeps their lights on. A little smoke won't hurt them. — Holly Hood