Tess Vargas Quotes & Sayings

The big rumor going around is, we may begin bombing Iraq. Or, as the White House calls it, Operation Keep Enron Off The Front Page. — Jay Leno

Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners. — Arthur Smith

Having a puppet is a way of having opposing opinions - I say a thing; he says the other. — Nina Conti

Feelings and thoughts do not define who we are; they are just part of the weather of our inner world. — John Daishin Buksbazen

Let love decide. — Elise Icten

Knowing when and where to sit is something every young executive should learn. A junior person who comes barging into a room and takes any seat he wants catches the disapproving eye of senior management. — Letitia Baldrige

Reading a play, you view yourself as part of a whole. You see where the whole thing is going, and so you're willing to go to the very ugly place that your heart may go in order to serve the whole. — Annie Parisse

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute. — Chelsea Handler

What you teach is the word of man. Man is holy, and the true god, the living god, is man himself. You will have no gods but yourselves; the days in which you believed in other gods end now, they end forever. — Philip K. Dick

There is only one principle, and this is Good. There is no principle of evil. If there were a principle of evil, evil would be positive and not negative, and therefore could never be overcome, because it would be eternal and unchanging. — Henry Thomas Hamblin

People will always have an opinion, but you have to live life the way you want to. It's very easy to tell others what to do, but difficult to implement it on yourself. — Preity Zinta

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Now that I was lying safely in my bed, it had become much easier to be brave. — Marina Nemat

The ever-present phenomenon ceases to exist for our senses. It was a city dweller, or a prisoner, or a blind man suddenly given his sight, who first noted natural beauty. — Remy De Gourmont

SPEAK SLOWLY AND PRECISELY! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU! — Chester Bennington