Terry Prachett Quotes & Sayings

I don't have to go to the bottom of the creek to know that there is mud down there — DeBorrah K. Ogans

But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat. — Terry Pratchett

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet. — Jenny Eclair

I always wear high heels. — Emily Procter

Men who pay for what they eat will insist on gratifying their palates — Henry Fielding

Commander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you."
"Sir?"
"It seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are authority."
"Sir?"
"That's practically zen. — Terry Pratchett

Last season when things weren't working out, I thought we needed a different voice around the place. — Bryan Robson