Terribles Lakeside Quotes & Sayings

I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me. — Rodney Dangerfield

I have one good girlfriend and then most of my friends are guys. Which I love, because they're just like so easygoing and I love to play like Xbox and just chill out when I'm not working, so boys are probably the way to go for me. — Ashley Benson

As an actor who has spent twenty years trying to crack America, the day I reached the 'Bloodline' set and found my name on a chair next to Sissy Spacek's was the happiest of my working life. — Ben Mendelsohn

Sometimes people close a door because they're trying to figure out a way to get you to knock. — Andrew Pyper

A very awkward situation occurs often in New York City when you are walking down a relatively empty sidewalk and there happens to be a person walking right next to you in the same direction as you at the exact same pace as you. I never know whether to pass or draft. It becomes sort of a strange competition. — Aaron Karo

She consoled herself with the thought that the pictures were graphic enough to shake people up, stop them being complacent about what was happening, and if that meant the war would end sooner, those two deaths weren't in vain. As she hoped, with less and less confidence each day, that Michael's had not been in vain. Too much waste to bear. — Tatjana Soli

I've always been paying my taxes and I've always been trying to comply. — Wesley Snipes

The sound of the mandolin is a very curious sound because it's cheerful and melancholy at the same time, and I think it comes from that shadow string, the double strings. — Rita Dove

During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable, even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism. — Howard Thurman

Oh, by the way, I tend to use a lot of profanities. I do that for a reason: I like it. — Robert McKee