Tenvoorde Quick Quotes & Sayings

Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, Humour studies would that be, sir? — Keith Waterhouse

The goal of prayer is the ear of God, a goal that can only be reached by patient and continued and continuous waiting upon Him, pouring out our heart to Him and permitting Him to speak to us. Only by so doing can we expect to know Him, and as we come to know Him better we shall spend more time in His presence and find that presence a constant and ever-increasing delight. — Edward McKendree Bounds

The past, hey no shit, it's an open invitation to wine abuse. — Thomas Pynchon

History shows that erections happen at the worst possible times, and they stick around until someone else notices them. Often, it is either a librarian or an English teacher, like Mrs. Edith Mitchell. — Andrew Smith

Even the smallest daily chore can be humanized with the harmony of culture. — Alvar Aalto

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. — Karolyn Grimes

It is important to foster individuality, for only the individual can produce the new ideas. — Albert Einstein

Never give up. Last year I was trying to give up but I couldn't. — Marat Safin