Tenderoni Strain Quotes & Sayings

Distress does not permit man to think.... — Various

Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber. — Elbert Hubbard

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one. — Helen Rowland

Amy was profoundly shocked. "A little over an hour ago, our bus was attacked by three men in ski masks. They definitely knew me, and probably Dan, too. We fought them off, but it could've gone either way."
"Like if they'd used a cookie truck instead of a gas tanker," Dan added. "Nobody's scared of Oreos. — Gordon Korman

The reformation was preceded by the discovery of America, as if the Almighty graciously meant to open a sanctuary to the persecuted in future years, when home should afford neither friendship nor safety. — Thomas Paine

I've been to 57 states. — Barack Obama

If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at the end of the month, you'll notice that the white guys are walking and talking and standing like the black guys do. You'll never see the black guys going, "Oh, golly! We won the big game today, yes sir!" But you'll see guys with red hair named Duffy going, "What's happenin'?" — George Carlin

My mind is a sacred cow / bleeding in the ellipsis. — Tomaz Salamun

I'm a big vinyl listener, I'm a big audiophile. I have a really nice stereo set up at home with a hi-fi and really nice turntable and it's a big deal to me to listen to music in it's purest form like that. — Butch Walker

When flash of hope scans through your dreams. When news of goodness skims the surface of your expectations and bravery abates, break not, keep pressing less the dreams of your fingers suffer extinction. — Darmie Orem

O, never shall sun that morrow see — William Shakespeare

Did you know they call the tower the "Iron Lady"? Hmm. Isn't that Margaret Thatched called that, too? Frankly, they don't look anything alike to me. For one thing, Maggie has two legs, and the Parisian Iron Lady has four on the floor, like me. — Sheron Long

You can practice any virtue erratically, but nothing consistently without courage. — Maya Angelou

I could see her get all nervous but she was also excited. Nightmares have that quality, don't they? — Mark Z. Danielewski

History is the key to citizenship. — Taylor Branch