Tenacious D Captain Ed Quotes & Sayings

The circumstances of my life are paralyzing. — Georges Bataille

Action is coarsened thought; thought becomes concrete, obscure, and unconscious. — Henri Frederic Amiel

The cause ceasing, the effect ceases also. — Edward Coke

It is always fragile, being a parent. — Renee Fleming

I still have some of my old University essays, and I do still have my drawing book from primary year seven. — Iain Banks

He looks like anybody you see on the street. But when he grins, birds fall dead off telephone lines ... the grass yellows up and dies where he spits. He's always outside. He came out of time ... He has the name of a thousand demons. Jesus knocked him into a herd of pigs once. His name is Legion. He's afraid of us ... He knows magic. He can call the wolves and live in the crows ... He's the king of nowhere. — Stephen King

Most men can make moves, decisions, mistakes, plans, money, babies, love, war, progress, or even history. Not all men have what it takes to make a worthwhile difference in this world. Substance, drive, dedication, intelligence, faith and values; that comes from within. Its not what a MAN can make but what a MAN is made of that's impressive. — Carlos Wallace

The Islamic State's leaders proclaimed the establishment of God's kingdom on earth, called the caliphate. Prophecy was fulfilled, they said, and Judgment Day approached. — William McCants

The AK-47 is not a device of aggression ... I devised this machine-gun for the security of my country. — Mikhail Kalashnikov

Now, McDonald's is a very good indicator of the global economy. If McDonald's doesn't increase its sales, it tells you that the monetary policies have largely failed in the sense that prices are going up more than disposable income, and so people have less purchasing power. — Marc Faber

Somewhere there is an essence. It is not a physical somewhere. There is no sense of world, of time and space. That is nirvana. — Frederick Lenz

Pride and vanity, the opposites of humility, can destroy our spiritual health as surely as a debilitating disease can destroy our physical health. — Joseph B. Wirthlin

Playing Arnie was fun because everything I did was spontaneous. — Leonardo DiCaprio

There's nothing wrong with you except how you feel about yourself. — Unknown