Temporera Quotes & Sayings

I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor. — Al Yankovic

Your parents could always hurt you, no matter how old you were. — Cassandra Clare

...behind every Guide Michelin chef there was a woman, usually a four foot cataract-ridden old granny from whom he'd filched his best recipes. — Karen Karbo

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted. — William J. Clinton

I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met one I didn't like. — Will Rogers

We live, we love, we let it go. — Kevin Dalton

In fact, some scientists are starting to explore the idea that reward-sensitivity is not only an interesting feature of extroversion; it is what makes an extrovert an extrovert. Extroverts, in other words, are characterized by their tendency to seek rewards, from top dog status to sexual highs to cold cash. — Susan Cain

You said everything I needed to hear. I'm hooked now. You have me. What are you going to do with me? — Abbi Glines

Two death sentences? Really? I mean, you look very well, considering. — K.J. Charles

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. — George Bernard Shaw