Tempelhofer Quotes & Sayings

He's going to go totally Librarian-poo. — Terry Pratchett

I expect photographs to find me. I never thought of looking for them. I instinctively put them there. My intellect had nothing to do with it. — Ruth Bernhard

Our persona was not created by accident; it was created in order to camouflage the parts of ourselves we deemed the most undesirable and to overcompensate for what we believe to be our deepest flaws. What persona are you hiding behind? — Debbie Ford

It is sometimes tougher to fight my superiors than the French. — Heinz Guderian

Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the Line' and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status. — Gwyneth Paltrow

Handy Hint! When your friend talks about having 'a sweep', do not then visualise Dick van Dyke in his cheeky chappy chimney sweeper outfit heading up into her uterus to do a rendition of 'Step in Time'. Laughter is the inappropriate response to your friend's news. — Hadley Freeman

Education [is] not an end in itself but [is] the first step in a progress which should continue during a lifetime. — Caroline Pratt

Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong with a society that drives a car to work out in a gym. — Bill Nye

Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don't feel bad. It happens all the time. — Robyn Carr

he jumped in under the running water, squeaked as if in ecstasy, bent his legs to get deeper, and whirred his wings like an egg beater in high gear. The spray flew several meters, soaking the floor and counters near the sink. Then he jumped out dripping wet and fluttered back into the cage to shake vigorously and preen until dry. — Bernd Heinrich