Televangelism Criticism Quotes & Sayings

My salvation lies in time spent alone with an X-Acto knife and commercial-grade adhesive. — David Rakoff

The Bible is the great family chronicle of the Jews. — Heinrich Heine

One night, I pissed into an empty wine bottle so I could continue watching Monty Python, and suddenly thought 'I've never tasted my own piss,' so I drank a little. It looked just like Orvieto Classico and tasted of nearly nothing — Brian Eno

I don't smoke marijuana anymore. I don't drink. Marijuana is a handicap. So is alcohol. Alcohol is a terrible handicap. But in spite of being a handicap, it shouldn't be criminal. — Gary Johnson

Soundless speechless sorties of life. — Aporva Kala