Telefoonhoesjes Quotes & Sayings

Don't be surprised by your greatness. Be surprised that no one expected it. — Rebecca Maizel

Dunce is completely bald and has a really pointed head so the temptation to get him paralytic on his thirtieth birthday, carry him to the tattooist's and get a nice big 'D' smack bang in the middle of his forehead was too much for me. Trouble is he can't afford to have it removed so he wears a big plaster over it. Gangs of children tease him.

'What's underneath the plaster, mister? Show us!'

They swear he has a third eye under there.

My name is Bill but Dunce calls me 'Fez' on account of my hat. I've known Dunce for over sixteen years. — Mike Russell

You can bail water 24/7, and no matter how good you are at not sinking, you still have a hole in your boat. — Kelli Jae Baeli

Some people keep their darkness inside, and some hide their light. You, mon ami, almost certainly have a croissant in there. — Louise Penny

If a person can be said to have the wrong attitude, there is no need to pay attention to his arguments. — John McCarthy

Normalcy...what a strange word. Its definition can be changed so completely by one phone call... — Diana Mankin Phelps