Telcomm Credit Union Quotes & Sayings

They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. — Douglas Adams

The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living. — Karl Marx

What is new in his theories is not true, and what is true in his theories is not new. — Hans Jurgen Eysenck

( ... ) the New Woman of the 1920s boldly asserted her right to dance, drink, smoke, and date - to work her own property, to live free of the strictures that governed her mother's generation. ( ... ) She flouted Victorian-era conventions and scandalized her parents. In many ways, she controlled her own destiny. — Joshua Zeitz

Indiscretion has always seemed to me to be one of the privileges of tact. — Natalie Clifford Barney

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass. — Douglas William Jerrold

I never thought about heaven per se. I think when you're dead, you're dead. If anything happens after that, you just hope you don't go to hell. — Helen Thomas

Paines to get, care to keep, feare to lose. — George Herbert

I'm into everything. My iPod is very eclectic - if you kept it on shuffle, you'd be amazed. For example, I was forced to grow up on Dolly Parton. My mum was obsessed by her. She bought all this memorabilia for the front room. It's ridiculous. — Tinie Tempah

Soon I realized that if beauty equalled forgiveness, I was never going to be forgiven. — Kevyn Aucoin