Teistering Quotes & Sayings

The dream reveals the reality which conception lags behind. That is the horror of life-the terror of art. — Franz Kafka

It's a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet. — Sting

You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If you're not afraid to fail, man, you have a chance to succeed. But you're never gonna get there unless you risk it, all the way. I'll risk failure. Sometimes, half the fun is failing. Learning from your mistakes, waking up the next morning, and saying 'Okay. Watch out. Here I come again. A little bit smarter, licking my wounds, and really not looking forward to getting my ass kicked the way I just did yesterday.' So now, I'm just a little more dangerous. — Paul Heyman

I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing. — Jim Gaffigan

I always fall butter side down — Josh Stern

When you feel depressed - have a cigarette or a drink or, best of all, make love, and it will pass. — Leo Tolstoy

Only those who decline to scramble up the career ladder are interesting as human beings. Nothing is more boring than a man with a career. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Lenin, Stalin, and Rakosi recognized that a renewed and purified Christianity was the only force that could move the masses as powerfully as the Marxist ideal could. They attacked it as the enemy that it was and is. — Charles Colson

Who says reading should be easy? Shouldn't it challenge you as hard sometimes as love. Maybe "hard" is not the right word in this context. Ha! — Hilton Als

Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes. — Jeaniene Frost

Beautiful," I say. "Absolutely stunning."
"My tits?"
"I meant your dancing, but yeah ... those, too. — J.M. Darhower