Teenage Love Funny Quotes & Sayings

Sexually active? Sexually active? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet!
I marched on down. 'For your information,' I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attention, 'I am about as sexually active as a bag of spinach, and if you want to keep me on the porch and not out in the park somewhere behind the bushes, you'll keep the stupid porch light off when I come home with a boy. — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

disruption has recently transmogrified into a self-congratulatory buzzword for anything posing as trendy and new. — Peter Thiel

All men beneath your position covet your station, — Frank Herbert

Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava. — Mark Leiren-Young

Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared's neck. — Jodie B. Cooper

Baseball player. Yeah, that was my dream before acting, or alongside acting. — Shemar Moore

And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna be together forever, baby. This one's called 'Bang You Like a Drum. — Cassandra Clare

Nothing is so offensive to Christ as lukewarmness in religion. — J.C. Ryle

live the life you want to live. Your Gender is not important, it's not important who you love or who you don't. It's important if you're a good person or not — Conchita Wurst

Being Number Two Sucks. — Andre Agassi

There were also times when they didn't kiss and roam nonstop. The in-between times. That's when they just held each other and whispered. Marnie, of course, heard it all. Adam would try to make Robyn laugh, and she would, whether it was funny or not. She would tease him and he would tell her what it was like before. And they talked about what it would be like after. It was as if they were two normal kids in love, sitting on a sofa in a warm living room, telling each other almost everything and sorting out the world with someone's mom puttering annoyingly in the background. Except, of course, they weren't two normal kids. Would never be. — Teresa Toten

I don't want to wake up ten years from now regretting that I let this slip through my fingers. I don't want to waste another moment without you in my life. — A Meredith Walters

Mom lies down next to me and we both stare at the ceiling in complete silence. "Boys are like candy," she suddenly says. I grin. "Really, Mom? That's your advice? Boys are like candy. What is that? Forrest Gump on teens? — Rucy Ban

A viable new feminism must directly confront the realm of practice. — Elizabeth Fox-Genovese