Teeing Off In Front Of The Tee Quotes & Sayings

It is no longer possible to be exotic. — Quentin Crisp

Will Shatner, Jonathan Frakes of Star Trek have already put novels out. — Bruce Boxleitner

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was. — George Carlin

Whisper it softly, but many Greeks, including clergy, welcomed the Ottomans. On the whole Muslim rulers have been much more tolerant of infidels than their Christian counterparts have. As long as their subjects paid taxes and provided recruits to the harems and armies of the Sultan, they could have whatever religion they liked. Only when they joined religion with revolt did scimitars and stakes come out. Orthodox Christianity was under far greater threat from the Roman variety imposed by Venetians and Franks and Catalans. Jews too were safer from pogrom under the crescent than the cross. This is not a line of thought that goes down well in Greek company. — John Mole

Dad once asked me, "Oh Deana, baby, who'd want to steal from me?"
Well, Dad, the answer is everyone. — Deana Martin

We had a lot of adversity, but we found a way. — Matt Holliday

It was Steinitz who was the first to establish the basic principles of general chess strategy. He was a pioneer and one of the most profound researchers into the thruth of the game, which was hidden from his contemporaries. — Jose Raul Capablanca

Go find someone who will care for ye good, to sit quiet by yore side at the fire, an' if he treats ye decent as you hoped he would, you'll have all that your heart can desire. — Brian Jacques

No feeling you get from any exterior stimulation or source is anything like the total bliss of communion within. — Neale Donald Walsch

The police killings of unarmed African Americans has got to stop. — Bernie Sanders

A talent for repartee is one that increases with practice. — John Lothrop Motley

He loved his family and he loved beauty. For a true Italian, those are the only two things that matter, because in the end that's what sustains you. Your family gathers around you and shores you up while the beauty uplifts you. — Adriana Trigiani

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. — James A. Baldwin