Ted Cruz Filibuster Quotes & Sayings

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense? — Gabriel Iglesias

When I'm into a woman, I literally can't stop staring. I'm like a little kid. I become completely entranced. — Bradley Cooper

AS GREGOR SAMSA AWOKE from unsettling dreams one morning, he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous vermin. — Anonymous

The University of Miami is not a campus with visible school spirit, just visible tan lines. — Lisa Birnbach

Before I die I want to . — Jennifer Niven

I've been saying I really want to get a 1992 Jeep Sahara, and I'm going to paint it so it looks like the 'Jurassic Park' Jeep. I've actually seen a guy who did have a Jeep Sahara, and he did make it look like the 'Jurassic Park' Jeep. I gave him a thumbs up and said, 'You're awesome!' — Ty Simpkins

And once I opened up all that real estate where before I'd been holding anger and regret, I found a lot of things were simpler than I'd made them. — Jess Lourey

I remember just sitting down one day and going, 'I should have friends.' And then I developed a sense of humour. By the end of high school, I would say I was the most popular girl. — Rebel Wilson

In the evening they went to say good-bye to Bilbo. 'Well, if you must go, you must,' he said. 'I am sorry. I shall miss you. It is nice just to know that you are about the place. But I am getting very sleepy.' Then he gave Frodo his mithril-coat and Sting, forgetting that he had already done so; and he gave him also three books of lore that he had made at various times, written in his spidery hand, and labelled on their red backs: Translations from the Elvish, by B. B. — J.R.R. Tolkien

I'm so happy to be Tiffany Trump, happy to be in the family I'm in. — Tiffany Trump

Anyway, even if Archer was insane enough to have a thing for Sophie, after the All Hallow's Eve Ball, he won't even think about looking at another girl."
"Why?"
"I've decided to give myself to him."
Oh, gross. Who says stuff like that? Why didn't she just say "delicate flower" or "carnal treasure" or something equally stupid? — Rachel Hawkins

We will not leave this nation at the mercy of YouTube and Facebook — Recep Tayyip Erdogan

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. — Lucille Ball