Teamwork Humor Quotes & Sayings

The largest outbreak of bird flu in American history was an H5N2 virus, which led to the deaths of 17 million domestic birds and cost the nation more than $400 million during an outbreak in Pennsylvania that started in 1983. — Michael Greger

Would you believe it? Would you believe it. Okay, this is WLRB, all-talk radio. Take a short break, then come right back to talk about whatever you want. Man, but I'm telling you: what's happening to this country! — Avi

Chana dal are skinless dried split chickpeas used in Indian cooking. They have a great texture and delicate flavour. — Yotam Ottolenghi

At first sight experience seems to bury us under a flood of external objects, pressing upon us with a sharp and importunate reality, calling us out of ourselves in a thousand forms of action. — Walter Pater

Had Eudokia been granted divinity she'd have found something better to do with it than watching two old farts in ugly robes mutter gibberish over summer wine. — Daniel Polansky

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. — C.B. Cook

Generalized intelligence and mental alertness are the most powerful enemies of dictatorship and at the same time the basic conditions of effective democracy. — Aldous Huxley

Being a [bank] director is like being a pilot of an aircraft - it's years of boredom and seconds of terror. — Moira Johnston

A nation that combines the America predilection towards violence, the American stockpile of weapons and the American lack of empthy for the earth's humiliated peoples is a dangerous nation. — Vincent Harding

Seventy-five per cent of being successful as an actor is pure luck. The rest is just endurance. — Gene Hackman

What are you doing?"
"Kneeling before a goddess."
"I'm not a goddess."
"You are. A goddess, a princess, a queen. As a soldier, I pledge myself to your service. As a prince, I grant you any boon within my power. As a man, I ask to sit at your feet and worship you. Ask me to do anything for you and I will do it. — Colleen Houck

The true test of life isn't how you cope when everything is going in your favour; it's how you deal with things that could destroy you, if you let them. — Holly Bourne

The characteristic of the new birth is that I yield myself so completely to God that Christ is formed in me. — Oswald Chambers

Learning to speak was the most remarkable thing you ever did. — Jeffrey Kluger