Team Outing Invitation Funny Quotes & Sayings

We experience ourselves our thoughts and feelings as something separate from the rest. A kind of optical delusion of consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. — Albert Einstein

You know, in a business, you have to operate on the basis of voluntary investment by individuals in a cause. With government, there is no voluntary effort to invest capital. It's just taken and invested. And the same accountability is not at play. The same natural forces in the economy are not at play. — Mike Lee

Terrible is the temptation to be good. — Bertolt Brecht

I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy — Dean Martin

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot! — Patrick Star

But what if God himself can be simulated, that is to say can be reduced to signs that constitute faith? Then the whole system becomes weightless, it is no longer anything but a gigantic simulacrum - not unreal, but simulacrum, that is to say never exchanged for the real, but exchanged for itself, in an uninterrupted circuit without reference or circumference. — Jean Baudrillard

My life can be insanely complicated sometimes, and there's a certain simplicity that I crave. — Kenny Chesney

Joy requires one to be awake, Adjusting the heart's ambience to bright. Some prefer the dark, as is their right, On grounds of agony, and to forsake Not only bliss, but all that's blessed by light. — Nick Gordon

Lust is Only skin deep. — Joshua Wisenbaker

When I'm having trouble I write by hand. There is some connection between the mind and the fingers that draws out words. — Sophy Burnham