Team America Kim Jong Il Quotes & Sayings

The Administration's policy on women is often hard to see because it is written in the font size of pharmaceutical ads. — Kate Clinton

When I realised I had a facility for humour, I latched on to it, and it gave me confidence and I built my personality around it. So I subconsciously made myself become the funny one so that would be my label rather than the ginger one or the red-faced one. — Catherine Tate

I hate the iPhone. I love the BlackBerry - BlackBerry wins in my opinion. The iPhone is a toy. — Brett Ratner

And finally, to call to mind the enormous influence which "German philosophy"
I hope you understand its right to inverted commas- — Friedrich Nietzsche

We're not like robots. God promises to guide us through the Holy Spirit, but He gives us the freedom to make our own decisions. — Joyce Meyer

Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you ... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are. — Trey Parker

When you begin to run after miracles you devalue yourself. — Sunday Adelaja

I take time to get close to, and I don't immediately throw my arms round someone. — Bernard Arnault

You were at school and you were pimply and no one wanted to know you. You get into a group and you've got thousands of chicks there. — Eric Clapton

If I choose to dine with publicans and sinners, that is my business. But I do not choose to break bread with Pharisees. — Robert A. Heinlein

Writing is a spiritual path. It helps you listen to your heart, trust your inner guidance, and live your life full-out. — Robert Holden

We're willing to make difficult and hard decisions and compromises to live in peace with our neighbours, but we're entitled to our own country where Jews from around the world can come here, just as Palestinians from around the world can come to the Palestinian state. — Benjamin Netanyahu

The Church, therefore, has two constant needs; instruction in the truths by which it must live, and correction of the shortcomings by which its life is marred. — J.I. Packer