Teacher Quotations Quotes & Sayings

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson

There is a night school where you shall meet great teachers: The sky! When the night falls, the shining stars in the school will teach you how small you are and how comical to own an ego! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Lionel Richie told me forget about the critics. But if you come back with hit after hit, you don't have to worry about anything. — Brian McKnight

Your worst enemy can be your best teacher! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The best teacher is the one who teaches you how to be your own teacher! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break. — Greg Evans

Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make
bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake
if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble. Making assumptions simply means believing things are a certain way with little or no evidence that shows you are correct, and you can see at once how this can lead to terrible trouble. For instance, one morning you might wake up and make the assumption that your bed was in the same place that it always was, even though you would have no real evidence that this was so. But when you got out of your bed, you might discover that it had floated out to sea, and now you would be in terrible trouble all because of the incorrect assumption that you'd made. You can see that it is better not to make too many assumptions, particularly in the morning. — Lemony Snicket

I try my jokes onstage. The only way to really find out if something is going to work is to try it on stage, and I try to be careful and bookend something new with a strong bit before and a strong bit afterwards. But it's fun to run on virgin snow. I like that feeling onstage of creating new footprints and not knowing what's going to happen. — Brian Regan

It's hard to get recognition when your team is losing. — Gilbert Arenas

Rising inequality can create a more highly leveraged economy, and it can then make the economy vulnerable to a crash like 2008. — Adair Turner

If I like many photographers, and I do, I account for this by noting a quality they share - animation. They may or may not make a living by photography, but they are alive by it. — Robert Adams

You were spying on us?"
"It was kind of hard not to. You were right there by the workshop with Will. it looked like he was practically squishing you to death."
"He wasn't," Ronnie assured him.
"I'm just saying how it looked."
She smiled. You'll understand when you're a little older. — Nicholas Sparks

I'd rather be a comma than a full stop. — Chris Martin

My mom grew up in Kansas, my dad in Indiana. They had boring childhoods. — Hunter Parrish