Teacher Funny Novelty Quotes & Sayings

It is, perhaps, the prerogative of every man or woman to imagine, and thus force a shape, a meaning, onto that wild and meandering narrative of their lives, by choosing genre. A princess is rescued by a prince; a vampire stalks a victim in the dark; a student becomes a master. A circle is completed. An so on. — Lavie Tidhar

The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse. — Benjamin Franklin

I think a captain is someone who captains on the cricket field but, most of the leadership that happens is off the cricket field. It's very easy to captain people on the cricket field, but if you can start leading them off the cricket field, and show them that trust, what you have in them. — Gautam Gambhir

Historically, more media has been consumed sitting in front of the television than any other device. Controlling this screen has been the goal of major technology, consumer electronic, and telecommunications companies. — Jay Samit

Elvis is the soul of discretion. — Kathy Bryson

The plight of the little humans. There is no dignity for us in this oversize world. "Visit — Sally Thorne

Now I love,and will love. — Elizabeth Gaskell