Taxidermied Quotes & Sayings

Buy it." This is my sister Amy's advice in regard to everything, from a taxidermied horse head to a camouflage thong. "Just get it," she says. "You'll feel better." Eye something closely or pick it up for further inspection, and she'll move in to justify the cost. "It's not really that expensive, and, besides, won't you be getting a tax refund? Go on. Treat yourself. — David Sedaris

We don't have much time, so we don't teach them; we acquaint them with things that they can learn. — Charles E. Leiserson

Having begun to feel, people's desire to feel grew. They wanted to feel more, feel deeper, despite how it sometimes hurt. People became addicted to feeling. They struggled to uncover new emotions. — Nicole Krauss

The women paused to regard the taxidermied creatures with awe.
Predictably, Pandora went forward with her hand outstretched.
"Pandora," Lady Berwick snapped, "if you molest the exhibits, we will not be returning to the museum."
Turning, Pandora gave her a pleading glance. "A giraffe is right there - it once roamed the African savannah - don't you want to know how it feels?"
"Indeed not."
"There's no sign that says we can't."
"The railing implies it."
"But the giraffe is so close," Pandora said woefully. "If you would look the other way for five seconds, I could reach out and touch it so easily . . . and then I wouldn't have to wonder anymore — Lisa Kleypas

I don't really weigh myself, but over time - and I'm not crazy about it - but I know how I want to feel in clothes, and it does become addicting, and once you see results, you want to see more. — Khloe Kardashian

We cannot escape most of the crises in our lives, nor should we. In fact, these events frequently provide the energy for movement on our spiritual journey, even when we are stuck along the way... we ask questions about our own life. We wonder about meaning. Our present view may become inadequate. We ask deeper questions. Even joyful experiences can propel us forward. — Janet O. Hagberg

Respect yourself and others will come to respect you. That is true about all of us, but especially true about women. That is the meaning of honour. — Abdulrazak Gurnah

A compass is narrow-minded-it always points to the magnetic north ... We must discipline ourselves, personally, to fight any deviation from the course Jesus set for us. We cannot be tolerant of any other course. — Billy Graham

This life is just a bootcamp, to test and toughen us, to prepare us for the next life of service in some great adventure. Our third and eternal life comes after that. — Dean Koontz

He (the sage) is good to those who are good. He is also good to those who are not good. That is the virtue of good. — Laozi

I think my mom always wanted to play the guitar, and somehow she projected that to me. So I started learning to play guitar when I was five years old, but actually I'd never managed to get the academic side of it. So even up to today, I don't know how to read or write music. — Gustavo Santaolalla

It's easy for me to say, "Oh yeah, that's the self-saboteur move that most artists pull whenever they're afraid." — Questlove

It felt nothing but right. Nothing but perfect. But — Marissa Meyer

Normal is just a settng on your dryer — Patsy Clairmont

This universe is ocean of happiness where distance is measured in Smiles Per Hour; more the mileage more the happiness. — Vikrmn

Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever. — Darren Shan