Tastelessly Ornamented Quotes & Sayings

For there is none of you so mean and base, That hath not noble lustre in your eyes. — William Shakespeare

But fish not with this melancholy bait
For this fool gudgeon, this opinion. — William Shakespeare

Talent is like a marksman who hits a target which others cannot
reach; genius is like a marksman who hits a target which others cannot see. — Arthur Schopenhauer

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' — Bob Monkhouse

Magic is the stunning art of surprising your audience, so that nothing else surprises them. — Amit Kalantri