Tarzian Housewares Quotes & Sayings

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer — Ricky Gervais

When there is plenty of wine, sorrow and worry take wing. — Ovid

I know your secret. — Jennifer Estep

The races are like America's children. White people are the firstborn, so they were Dad's favorite. Black people are the second kids, the abused ones, so they still hate Dad. Latinos are the third, caught in the middle and always trying to make peace between the other siblings. Asians are the youngest, and get good marks in school, but basically are just trying to keep their heads down and not get involved. And Native Americans are the old uncle who owns a house and everyone else in the family was like, "He's not using that! Let's move in! — Colin Quinn

In fact, knowing she'd been through hardship filled me with sweet tenderness. — Taichi Yamada

HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate. — Ambrose Bierce

Sex-positive feminism embraces the entire range of human sexuality and is based on the idea that sexual freedom is an essential component of women's freedom. - Madison Young — Tristan Taormino