Tarlow Golf Quotes & Sayings

Politics makes strange bedfellows. — Charles Dudley Warner

You shouldn't be afraid to take risks. It might not always work out, you might fail miserably and get hurt, but you'll never know unless you try. And if it does work, wouldn't it have been worth it? — J.M. Darhower

Out, damned spot! out, I say! — William Shakespeare

Having a son is not all pleasure. — Yoko Ono

People who live in seven houses shouldn't throw stones — Amy Klobuchar

How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep staring on my breasts?", I replied with "because your face is ugly — Haresh Daswani

When they were together like that, they had been their own private universe, bounded just by themselves, a population of two. They were the world, and the world was them. — Patrick Ness

Son of a motherfucking, ass-reaming, shit-eating, hell-dodging soulless bitch! — Rachel Vincent

If nobody ever offers an opinion or takes the slightest interest in one's production, one loses not only all pleasure in them, but all power of judging their value. — Fanny Mendelssohn

It seems to me that a great university ought to have room in it for men subscribing to every sort of idea that is currently prevalent — H.L. Mencken

The aphorism: a platitude that swerves, or slides all the way around. — Mason Cooley

Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed; as they are in almost every kingdom of Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretence, raised in the United States. — Noah Webster

I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiot's body. — Sloane Crosley

You know when i was a little kid in oregon i didn't feel that i was and american at all, with all that suburban ideal and sex repression and general dreary newspaper gray censorship of all our real human values but and when i discovered buddhism and all i suddenly felt that i had lived in a previous lifetime innumerable ages ago and now because of the faults and sins in that lifetime i was being degraded to a more grievous domain of existence and my karma was to be born in america where nobody has any fun or believes in anything, especially freedom. — Jack Kerouac