Tards Brandy Quotes & Sayings

Everything that Mr Smallweed's grandfather ever put away in his mind was a grub at first, and is a grub at last. In all his life he has never bred a single butterfly. — Charles Dickens

I'm giving you one minute to play, Kenna, then it's time to start wearing you out. I'll be making up for lost time with that sinner's body. — Anonymous

Relaxing in the sun was my cup of tea. I'm a champion relaxer and have won numerous prizes in do-nothing competitions. To maintain my competitive edge I need to keep in touch with the updates in relaxing techniques. — Lance Broughton

If you have pendulum clocks on the wall and start them all at different times, after a while the pendulums will all swing in synchronicity. The same thing happens with heart cells in a Petri dish: They start beating in rhythm even when they're not touching one another. — Bruce Lipton

Based on 30 years of experience with the Iranians, they will give you 100 words. Trust only one of the 100. — Hamad Bin Khalifa Al Thani

Of course, we're all a mass of contradictions. — Shirley Maclaine

Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic. — Dane Cook

I would like to say that no man ever was given finer cooperation than that given me by President Truman. — Paul Hoffman