Tards Before Quarantine Quotes & Sayings

I stopped doing romantic comedies. I just stopped. They're terrible. They're bad. They're not funny and so they shouldn't be a romantic comedy because most of the time they're not romantic. They shouldn't be called romantic comedy. — Sandra Bullock

Alaska finished her cigarette and flicked it into the river.
'Why do you smoke so damn fast?' I asked.
She looked at me and smiled widely, and such a wide smile on her narrow face might have looked goofy were it not for the unimpeachably elegant green in her eyes. She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, 'Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die. — John Green

He had the sense that the gods was just another name for time, but he felt that it would be as stupid to say such a thing as it would be to suggest that against the gods we can never prevail. — Richard Flanagan

Blast ignorant people with high-powered streams of information and wisdom, but only when fire hoses are not readily available. — Cassandra Duffy

Intuitionism is not constructive, perfectionism is unacceptable. — John Rawls

All I'm armed with is research. — Mike Wallace

Making love without noise is like playing a muted piano-fine for practice, but you cheat yourself out of hearing the glorious results. — David Levithan

What you're missing is that the path itself changes you. — Julien Smith

When I was 4 years old ... I dreamt that I'd been eaten by a wolf, and to my great surprise I was in the wolf's stomach and not in heaven. — Bertrand Russell

Please be polite. Nothing in life should erode the habit of saying thank you to people or praising them. — Richard Branson

Progress is hard, achievements are easy, and giving up is easier still. — Kevin Focke

I don't like to generalize but I've had nothing but bad experiences with Mexican food in Europe. — Ezra Koenig

We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the child at play. — Heraclitus

Let it die. Let there be a new beginning. It's awful. Goodnight. — Charles Bukowski

Religion is removed from the public realm, and the public realm is removed from the affairs of religion. However, this is not neutrality. Implicitly, it supports secularism. — Stephen V Monsma