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Top Tapir Quotes

Tapir Quotes By Greg Gutfeld

That was pretty easy, and I wrote it while delousing my pet tapir. — Greg Gutfeld

Tapir Quotes By Andre Aciman

Kalaj would say, "I've got the eyes of a lynx, the memory of an elephant, the instincts of a wolf ... "
" ... and the brain of a tapir," would interrupt his nemesis, the Algerian. — Andre Aciman

Tapir Quotes By Kevin Hearne

Do you think I'm some sort of sex-starved loser?" "Well, you are American." "What!" Great festering tapir tits, that was a stupid thing to say. — Kevin Hearne