Quotes & Sayings About Tapeworms

My chief aim was to combat the view that there can be no true morality without supernatural sanctions. So I argued at length that the social, or altruistic, impulses are the real source of morality, and that an ethic based on these impulses has far more claim on our allegiance than an ethic based on obedience to the commands of a God who created tapeworms and cancer-cells. — Margaret E. Knight

The only people who should use the possessive 'we' are kings, newspaper editors, and persons with tapeworms. — Mark Twain

Mum said earlier what a lovely dress
you're wearing."
Beryl's eyebrows wriggled like two tiny tapeworms. "This?" she said. "But I've had this for years."
It was a beige dress that would have looked better on an eighty year-old. Any eighty-year-old, man or woman.
"I think you've really grown into it," Valkyrie said.
"I always thought it was a little shapeless."
Valkyrie resisted the urge to say that was what she meant. — Derek Landy

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.' — Mark Twain

Hemingway describes literary New York as a bottle full of tapeworms trying to feed on each other. — John Updike