Tapageurs Quotes & Sayings

All through the day, whenever the sadness comes, I pinch my arm to make the sadness go there. That takes it out of my heart. When I go to bed that night, I see a bruise on my arm. — Cathryn Clinton

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about. — Rita Rudner

London isn't a place at all. It's a million little places. — Bill Bryson

The surest test of discipline is its absence. — Clara Barton

You are doomed to a life that will repeat itself again and again, as do all lives - for lives are static things, readings of already written papers - but whereas some men are fortunate to repeat a good pattern, others have the opposite luck - and you can surely see by now that your life is doomed to this same humiliation, endlessly repeated. — Andrew Holleran

Pelvic organ prolapse is seldom life threatening, but it is always life altering. — Sherrie J. Palm

If you don't have a deal in two days, you won't have a deal in two years — Werner Herzog

The cell phone has transformed public places into giant phone-a-thons in which callers exist within narcissistic cocoons of private conversations. Like faxes, computer modems and other modern gadgets that have clogged out lives with phony urgency, cell phones represent the 20th Century's escalation of imaginary need. We didn't need cell phones until we had them. Clearly, cell phones cause not only a breakdown of courtesy, but the atrophy of basic skills. — Mary Schmich

[Should Britain fail, then the entire world would] sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister ... by the lights of perverted science. — Winston Churchill

I knew it!
Cards fly everywhere, as if he had them hidden in his gym shorts. — Cassie Mae