Tambones Quotes & Sayings

There's absolutely nothing irrational about me; insane, yes, irrational, no. But my dumbest fear would be spinning in the magic tea cups. Who the hell wants to pay to spin around like a bent yoyo for laughs? — Akshay Kumar

But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year. — Trishelle Cannatella

I was brought up to think that women were inhibited, but they sure are not with me. I guess I am lucky or there is something about me that makes them feel totally comfortable, open, and expressive. I don't mind; it feels good and the rest unfolds naturally. — J.F. Kelly

If I become the man you want, I wouldn't be the man I am. — Michael Robotham

Since the day I first met you, you've given me so many precious things. If I hadn't met you, I would never have become the person I am today. — Hisaya Nakajo

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much. — Don Adams