Takeout Guys Quotes & Sayings

The minute you hear a sermon on materialism, you're glad somebody else is there to hear it. — Paul David Tripp

I don't like paying 50 per cent of tax. — Alan Sugar

The building is rather like a medieval Castle and was established in the Sixth Century and soon afterwards, as the Moslem armies advanced Westwards from the Arabian Peninsula, somebody had the prescience to build a small Mosque in its courtyard to guard against it being burned or demolished. At the time of the Crusades it was the turn of the Monastery to protect the Mosque, and so it has been down the ages, each House of God extending its shelter to the other as opposing armies came and went. — Ahdaf Soueif

Close your mouth and get out of the way, because here comes Kelly Link, than whom no one is better. — Peter Straub

All you ladies that are selling your souls, you need to put your hooker vibes on hold. — LL Cool J

I've had thousands of problems in my life. Most of which never actually happened. — Hamza Yusuf