Takeko Female Quotes & Sayings

One of the great benefits of being married is always having someone to tie one's tie. — Cynthia Harrod-Eagles

More people are troubled by what is plain in Scripture than by what is obscure. — Roy L. Smith

[S]he was my Muse, my alcoholic's bourbon on the rocks: irresistible. — Claire Messud

I don't think I'm a criminal, number one. — Kenneth Lay

Short forms are returning online. Interactivity is coming back; it was always there in oral storytelling. — Margaret Atwood

With a gun barrel pressed between you're teeth, you speak only in vowels. — Chuck Palahniuk

I was overworked, underpaid, and socially retarded. But — J.A. Konrath

As a child, I was afraid of the dark and the monsters on the outside.
As a man, I run away from the light, afraid to show the monsters within. — Anthony Liccione

A little bit of laughter and an occasional adult beverage never hurt nobody. — Erica Tazel

We'll both walk away smiling, in harmonious equipoise. — George R R Martin

I do not believe that science per se is an adequate source of happiness, nor do I think that my own scientific outlook has contributed very greatly to my own happiness, which I attribute to defecating twice a day with unfailing regularity. — Bertrand Russell

If you can't appreciate what you've got, you'd better get what you can appreciate. — George Bernard Shaw

FIESTA OR DEATH!!! — Vince Kramer