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Now there were plenty of words to describe the kind of rippling muscle perfection that greeted me. Jacked. Ripped. Built. Drool-worthy. Man candy. God damn! But the most appropriate seemed to be: holy fucking shit. — Jessica Gadziala

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

[...] the reason we do not trust one another is because we do not trust ourselves. We know all too well what we are capable of. — John Burley

This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons. — Tai

Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. — Regina Griffin

You will need to verify your identity with a sacrifice."
"Didn't you ever hear of retina scans? Maybe fingerprints? Something less invasive? — J.T. Bock

My first semester I had only nine students. Hoping they might view me as professional and well prepared, I arrived bearing name tags fashioned in the shape of maple leaves. — David Sedaris

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen — Olivia Cunning

He wasn't good. He was a goddamn cruel bastard. — V. Theia

You know what I'm not going to do I'm not going to tell you every move I'm going to make. This isn't a reality TV show. Some things are just best left unsaid. I'll handle the club the way I deem is necessary. They just need to play. — Clint Hurdle

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

You can do anything you wish to do, have anything you wish to have, be anything you wish to be. — Robert Collier

You're all here. Mixed in a bit with some of my cells. May have to redefine our relationship after this. — J.T. Bock

Not simply the righteousness of our Saviour, not simply the beauty of His holiness or the graces of His character, are we to put on as a garment. The Lord Himself is our vesture. Every Christian is not only a Christ bearer, but a Christ wearer. We are so to enter into Him by communion, to be so endued with His presence, and imbued with His Spirit that men shall see Him when they behold us, as they see our garments when they look upon our bodies. — Adoniram Judson Gordon

You, Mackenzie Bishop," he says as we hit the landing, "have been a very bad girl."
"How so?"
He rounds the banister at the base of the staircase. "You involved me in a lie! Don't think I didn't catch it. — Victoria Schwab

Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light. — Regina Griffin

We want to believe that we can continue doing what we've done for the past thousand years and not worry about the consequences coming back to us. — Sylvia Earle

We all know I'm marrying you, as soon as you get over your thing with dog tags and realize a stethoscope is way sexier, anyway. - Tanner — Kandi Steiner

Hell hath no fury like a queen scorned. ...
... That would be the last time he made a crack about being a flamer to someone with a flamethrower for hands. Though he'd really lost it when Raven sang the lyric to Disco Inferno. — J.T. Bock

I just put my feet in the ground and move them around. — Fred Astaire