Tags Funny And Random Quotes & Sayings

I was impressed that she looked so good on so little sleep. I'd have looked like a plague victim on a bad hair day. — Chloe Neill

Try. Fail. Fail again. Fail better. — Samuel Beckett

You are the vanguard of knowledge and consciousness; a new wave in a vast ocean of possibilities. — Jim Carrey

One may wonder indeed whether the pretense of superior health is not itself rapidly becoming a mental aberration. — Rene Dubos

On the basis of capitalist production, a new swindle with the wages of management develops in connection with joint-stock companies, in that, over and above the actual managing director, a number of governing and supervisory boards arise, for which management and supervision are in fact a mere pretext for the robbery of shareholders and their own enrichment. — Karl Marx

I don't need to be a king for you to be my queen. — Kenya Wright

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

you must pick your words very carefully and be sure to say just what you intend to say. — Norton Juster

Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light. — Regina Griffin

Innovative people do not need to be told to do it, they need to be allowed to do it. — Eric Schmidt

There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb. — George W. Bush

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

One of the things that seems absolutely clear to me about werewolves - with their canine makeup - is that they would be dogs, as it were. — Glen Duncan

Many people must be ruled to thrive. In their selfishness and greed, they see free people as their oppressors. They wish to have a leader who will cut the taller plants so the sun will reach them. They think no plant should be allowed to grow taller than the shortest, and in that way give light to all. They would rather be provided a guiding light, regardless of the fuel, than light a candle themselves. — Terry Goodkind

Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. — Regina Griffin