Tadahisa Fujimura Quotes & Sayings

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out. — Tom Waits

your children will become who you are so be who you want them to be — Anonymous

I just found out I have an IQ of 208, and I don't know what that means. — Steven Wright

You don't have to talk to someone to think about them and check up on them now and again. — Emily Giffin

How it works is you have an organization that provides you with players, and our job, as we've said all along, is just to coach 'em up. — Randy Carlyle

You know, I found a gray hair the other day. I almost broke the sound barrier rushing to the pharmacy to get some dye. Beth snorted. Oh please! You're a blonde-no one can see gray hair up there. Now, you get one down under, and then you can panic. — Jenn McKinlay