Taco Tuesday Funny Quotes & Sayings

You're everything I thought you never were and nothing like I thought you could've been. — Beyonce Knowles

Trials for lawyers are like bills. It seems that you finish paying one, and feel that feeling of relief, then it's time to pay it again. — Kenneth Eade

To supervise people, you must either surpass them in their accomplishments or despise them. — Benjamin Disraeli

They say 90% of the promotion of a book comes through word of mouth. But you've somehow got to get your book into the hands of those mouths first! — Claudia Osmond

Using language like jungle growth isn't the solution to telling a story. — John L'Heureux

Daughter of Jove, relentless power, Thou tamer of the human breast, Whose iron scourge and tort'ring hour The bad affright, afflict the best! — Thomas Gray

Literary criticism has about it neither rigour nor proof. Where it is honest, it is passionate, private experience seeking to persuade. — George Steiner

Gospel is not a fire insurance policy for the next world, but a life assurance policy for this world. — Richard Rohr

There is no means by which anyone can evade his personal responsibility. Whoever neglects to examine to the best of his abilities all the problems involved voluntarily surrenders his birthright to a selfappointed elite of supermen. In such vital matters blind reliance upon 'experts' and uncritical acceptance of popular catchwords and prejudices is tantamount to the abandonment of self-determination and to yielding to other people's domination. As conditions are today, nothing can be more important to every intelligent man than economics. His own fate and that of his progeny are at stake. — Ludwig Von Mises

Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. — Dorothy Parker

I just try to eat things in moderation and find exercise that I enjoy, because I'm not a gym person. I cannot go to the gym and run on the treadmill and do weights for two hours. It's the most boring thing in the world for me, so I found martial arts. — Daniella Alonso