Szwedy Quotes & Sayings

Until recently baby production was largely dependent on slave labour; as soon as women are allowed to answer the question "Would you like to squeeze as many objects the size of a watermelon out of your body as it takes to kill you?" they generally answer "No, thank you." This leads to falling birthrates everywhere women are not kept enslaved and ignorant of the alternatives. — James Nicoll

It's a pity. I don't know who he is to you ... But you are disgusting. To claim you fight for his honor, when all you do is bring shame to his name. — Charles Lee

(I lied, in 1939, with far greater conviction that I told the truth- so I was positive that M. Yoshoto looked at me with suspicion when I said I wasn't feeling well. — J.D. Salinger

But when will our leaders learn - war is not the answer. — Helen Thomas

Ease up on yourselves. Have some compassion for yourself as well as for others. There's no such thing as perfection, and life is not a race. — Doug Marlette

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. — Brian P. Cleary

Isn't that technology's job? To lighten our burden? To broaden our horizons? To make it possible to talk to your attorney and listen to a Styx album and check the obituaries in the town where your parents continue to live and videotape a race riot and send a text message and stun someone into submission all at the same time? — David Sedaris

Your Royal Grace,
Forgive my boldness. If I might inquire: How old are you?
- Kimber — Shana Abe

There is something deep deceptive in the reality. — Alexandar Tomov

Without love...
I can't feel much.
Without dreams...
I can't accomplish much.
Without God...
I am nothing much! — Timothy Pina

If you're still wondering about details - how am I going to get these two to meet, or whatever - when you're writing, you can't pay proper attention to the sentences themselves. — John Irving

Titles are marks of honest men, and wise; The fool or knave that wears a title lies. — Edward Young

Can we do too much for the Lord? Certainly we all love Him. Therefore, I implore us, keep His commandments and become more like Him. Come unto Christ, eat the bread of life, drink the living water, and feast on His limitless love. He is our Savior, our Master, of whom I bear my humble witness. — F. Melvin Hammond