Szechuan Delight Quotes & Sayings

Remember, baby, don't never let a man mine you for your riches. Don't let him take a pickax to that treasure in your soul. Remember, they can't get it until you give it to them. They might lie and try to trick you out of it, baby, and they'll try. They might lay a hand on you, or worse, they might break your spirit, but the only way they can get it is to convince you it's not yours to start with. To convince you there's nothing there but a lump of coal. — Cynthia Bond

Keep one thing in your mind; your school & friends can never teach you properly ,how to be a good husband & father. — Srinivas Shenoy

The mathematics of biological reproduction is logically identical with the mathematics of usury. Money earns interest, animals have babies. In — Garrett Hardin

In every place, where there is any thing worthy of observation, there should be a short printed directory for strangers. — James Boswell

Don't think I won't know if you're lying, I know how many bases you've been on, you red headed puritan. I will be able to tell fact from fiction. — Quinn Loftis

One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie! — Matt Groening