Szczelina Odbytu Quotes & Sayings

How crazy it would be
if the moon did spin
and the earth stood still
and the sun went dim!

How absolutely ludicrous
if snakes could walk
and kids could fly
and mimes did talk!

How silly it would be
if the nights were tan
and the mornings green
and the sun cyan!

How totally ridiculous
if horses chirped
and spiders sang
and ladies burped!

How shocking it would be
if the dragons ruled
and the knights were daft
but the fish were schooled!

How utterly preposterous
if rain were dry
and snowflakes warm
and real men cried!

I love to just imagine
all the lows as heights,
and the salty, sweet,
and our lefts as rights.

Perhaps it is incredible
and off the hook,
but it all makes sense
in a storybook! — Richelle E. Goodrich

I think that any reporter or columnist will be a little more careful when doing interviews with me. — Mark Cuban

It takes a unique woman to see me as any sort of catch. — Moby

If you are not extreme, then people will take shortcuts because they don't fear you. — Marco Pierre White

I've married a man who owns nine cows," said Jinjur to Ozma, "and now I am happy and contented and willing to lead a quiet life and mind my own business."
"Where is your husband?" asked Ozma.
"He is in the house, nursing a black eye," replied Jinjur, calmly. "The foolish man would insist upon milking the red cow when I wanted him to milk the white one; but he will know better next time, I am sure. — L. Frank Baum

I'm a bit of a slag ... Some people don't think it's very nice, but I don't care ... I've got hormones, and sex is there, so why not? Sex is good. Everybody does it, and everybody should! — Robbie Williams

I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved. — Darynda Jones

We have multiple sex maps - form genetic and epigenetic influences that are largely out of our consciousness to social and cultural influences that may or may not be within our awareness. We are a social and biological species with sexual patterns and tendencies that exist independent of any religion. Religion attempts to force sex into a one-size-fits-all box, placing a layer of complexity on sexuality that is neither realistic nor related to the biological roots of our species. — Darrel Ray

I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? — Christian Slater

My first job was for a blue jean company as a sitting model. I posed for 15 minutes and made $50. It was 1976. — Janice Dickinson

For in the end, it is all about memory, its sources and its magnitude, and, of course, its consequences. — Elie Wiesel

It seems no more than right that men should seize time by the forelock, for the rude old fellow, sooner or later, pulls all their hair out. — George D. Prentice

You invented the selfie stick," Alex said. "I was wondering who to blame for that. — Rick Riordan