Sylvio Trailer Quotes & Sayings

Charlie lying in a heap of hair and body parts at the bottom of a very solid set of stairs
"The yard work?
"I know, Grandma, but - "
The fucking yard work?
I'd mow her lawn, for fuck's sake. This was honestly about yard work? — Darynda Jones

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

If one's enemies know where you are, no matter how well protected you are, you can be gotten. — Robert Ferrigno

The traveler took a long pull and stepped confidently onto the water, only to sink and flounder desperately before he regained the shore.
"Hey," he shouted at the wizards, "why didn't that wine work for me?"
"The wine's fine," a wizard called back. "But if you'd told us you wanted to cross, we'd have told you where the rocks just below the surface were. — Jack Maguire

Excellent leaders of people lower themselves. — Laozi

I've been grinding at music for over a decade now. Since I was 18, I decided that this is what I wanted to do. It's not an easy thing. When you start getting 25, 26, people are like, 'Oh you're a musician huh? That's what you're gonna do? When are you going to get a real job?' I never gave up. — Nick Fradiani

There's a bit of debate about that; some say it was really Matthew, but the popular consensus is that Mark was the first one, so that's why I did that one first. And I was planning on doing all four. — Chester Brown

When I was a little girl, my mother tried to make me dance, but I did not like it then. — Carine Roitfeld

College wasn't like the real world. In the real world people dropped names based on their renown. In college, people dropped names based on their obscurity. — Jeffrey Eugenides

My name is Dorian Alexander, and this is a story about a girl who would change my life forever. — Carlos Dash

Pitch tugged at Orias's coat. "Don't. Don't do it." Mactalde set his goblet on a nearby table and rose. The fire lit his face from the bottom up. "You've come so far on your quest to save your people. I don't think you can abandon them now." And the gut-wrenching truth was ... he couldn't. — K.M. Weiland

Impressive claims are made far more impressive by making them exact — Claude C. Hopkins

I was twenty when I discovered war and photography. I can't say that I wanted to bear witness and change the world. I had no good moral reasons: I just loved adventure, I loved the poetry of war, the poetry of chaos, and I found that there was a kind of grace in weaving between the bullets. — Luc Delahaye

There is no great fun, satisfaction, or joy derived from doing something that's easy. — John Wooden

I can't think of a major story that we have broken that was incorrect. But we have had to correct some things that were false; we have had to retract things. — Mary Hart