Syed Mujtaba Ali Quotes & Sayings

They call me superman, I'm here to rescue you. — Eminem

Three days ago, I was fired from my job teaching at a college because one of my students
bet me that you don't cum when you get a prostate exam and it took me seven minutes
to prove that dumb fucking kid wrong. It was hard to touch my own prostate, but
ultimately, I was correct. I came onto the floor and onto the person in the desk up front.
I said, "Kids, that is what is known as 'empirical evidence'. — Sam Pink

She was far too busy living out a passionate romance with Jesus Christ to be pining after an earthly prince. — Leslie Ludy

Hatred is settled anger. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

As if unwilling to awaken the unused echoes. At — Elizabeth Gaskell

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. — Sam Snead

Are you threatening me?" "Yes. — Melanie Dickerson