Syanide Quotes & Sayings

The day that witnesses the conversion of our ministers into political and philosophical speculators or scientific lecturers, will witness the final decay of clerical weight and influence. — Peter Bayne

Polish has developed unimpeded; someone put their foot out and tripped English. The human grammar is a fecund weed, like grass. Languages like English, Persian, and Mandarin Chinese are mowed lawns, indicative of an interruption in natural proliferation. — John McWhorter

I believe very sincerely that we were extremely fortunate to have the recent recession while George Bush was President, just as we were very lucky that the recession of 1990 was under George H.W. Bush's presidency and the recession of 1981 was under Ronald Reagan. I think the fact that recessions tend to happen when Republicans are in the White House is a perfect example of God's divine providence. I've heard it said that the good Lord doesn't give you anything you can't handle, and maybe that's why he tries to always have us running things during economic downturns. — Jack Kimble

I would borrow the microphone and stuff it down the front of my pants, examining myself from every angle in the mirror — Augusten Burroughs

Music has that ability to be a magical thing, and I was like, maybe music is the vehicle that transports us to that other world. — Zack Snyder

I'd always known I was strange. I never dreamed I was peculiar. — Ransom Riggs

Women often forget that the man she is complaining about is a creation of a mother like her. — Debasish Mridha

If any young men come for Mary or Kitty, send them in, for I am quite as leisure. — Jane Austen

The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists. — Robert Anton Wilson

He was getting that look he gets, oh boy, like Here comes Moses tromping down off of Mount Syanide with ten fresh ways to wreck your life. — Barbara Kingsolver

You don't say to a university professor who is immersed in a particular subject that they should get a life. They are encouraged to enjoy their subject and to pass it on. — Magnus Magnusson

Do not wait to know you are drying before you start living. — Lailah Gifty Akita

A Jonas Brother won't change into a Dnepropetrovsk maniac when turned, but no matter what a swell person one was before, they WILL need human blood for sustenance. — Marc Hendriks

Nothing pains a liar more than when an opponent turns one of his lies into truth. — R.A. Salvatore