Switters Quotes & Sayings

Switters had always seemed to take a both/and approach to life, as opposed to the more conventional and restrictive either/or. — Tom Robbins

I know that The Other Side, and the spirits who live there, are as real as this earth we live on, and that the only thing separating "her" from "there" is a thinly veiled difference in vibrational frequency. — Sylvia Browne

The literature of science is filled with answers found when the question propounded had an entirely different direction and end. — John Steinbeck

ITS Not Easy to Break Someone that is Satified with what They Have.
Jan Jansen — Jan Jansen

Weird is my bread and butter. — Marla Buchanan

Switters was actually quite fond of Seattle's weather, and not merely because of it's ambivalence. He liked it's subtle, muted qualities and the landscape that those qualities encouraged if not engendered: vistas that seemed to have been sketched with a sumi brush dipped in quicksilver and green tea. It was fresh, it was clean, it was gently primal, and mystically suggestive. — Tom Robbins

You're the tattooed, chain-smoking, beer-guzzling, train wreck, son of the movie star who's marrying my family-values, ex Marine Senator father. You're a tabloid headline, standing right here in front of me!

Yeah? Well, you're the goody-goody, stuck up, boring-ass virgin who's so uptight she can't find anyone to punch her v-card except the manwhore from her school who will screw literally anyone. And then turns out to be the most boring fucking lay I've ever had. — Sabrina Paige

I warn you, Eragon, beware of whom you fall in love with, for fate seems to have a morbid interest in our family. — Christopher Paolini

There's a direct link between the buffalo hunts and Vietnam, said Switters. — Tom Robbins

Politics should be limited in scope to ware, protection of property, and the occasional precautionary beheading of a member of the ruling class. — P. J. O'Rourke